Syed the Punching Bag

Syed Hamid Albar, Malaysia's Joseph Goebbels (Nazi WWII Propaganda Minister)

This is the best-est fucking best video ever been me see until. It's from the British Broadcasting Corporation's (BBC) kick ass political program HardTalk. It's got Syed Hamid Albar (the Malaysian Foreign Minister) struggling to answer the difficult questions regarding racial unity, religion and other serious issues in Malaysia.

Basically its got 23 mins of Syed lying thru his fucking teeth, trying to cover up the situation in Malaysia. He's got such shit grammar, accent and pronunciation. This is classic stuff which u don see on Malaysian media becos all the fucking media in our country is controlled by the gov't. I myself can't fucking remember the last time i read a fucking newspaper, apart from reading the comics and maybe sports sections, becos Malaysian newspapers are filled to the brim with pig shit propaganda and government lies.

Malaysian media's always promoting the gov't. How many times a week do u see a picture of some fucking ministers on the front page for some opening ceremony? Or the opening of a new school? Or the opening of a new palm oil plantation? Or the opening of a new virgin cunt? What the fuck?! Is this where our tax-payers monies are going? And why the fuck are newspapers and cunt-headed reporters in our country going around, taking photos of ministers DOING THEIR JOBS? THE JOBS THAT THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO DO? THE MOTHERFUCKING JOBS THAT WE PAID THEM MILLIONS OF RM A YEAR TO FUCKING DO?

Can u imagine if u see ME on the front page of fucking Borneo Post, performing my Senior Research Analyst duties, typing away on my office computer (while discreetly downloading porn)? How fucking boring is that? It's fucking ridiculous. Being a minister in Malaysia is the ONLY job on this fucking country that gets the perks of u being on the front page JUST FOR DOING THE FUCKING JOB THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DO. They might as well just post a pic of me scratching my ass at my cubicle while I work on the front page of every Wednesday's Borneo Post. God!!

The situation is embarrassing. I spoke to the assistant of the Polish Diplomat in the Polish High Commission in Kuching on a number of occasions before. He's name is Poitr xxx (identity witheld for my protection, lol!). He asked me (in thick Polish accent): "What is wrong with your newspapers?" I said: "What do you mean, Poitr?" Poitr: "Why do the same ministers in your state keep showing up on the front pages of Borneo Post? Are they no better or more important news in Kuching? In Poland we do not have such things as this." Me: "......"

Speechless, ese, speechless. (This is a true story, by the way. If you walk around town alone, you'll be surprised by the people that you'll come across. I met Poitr around the same time I met a couple of American journalists and an archaeologist from New York. They were staying in the same suite with Poitr at Riverbank Suites. I believe they've left Kuching already.)

It's a sad day when Malaysians have to turn to our former colonial masters, the Brits, to get news about our OWN fucking country. The shame. If you're a Malaysian and are remotely concerned about this country at all, pls click on the link, save the file, and open it with Real Player.


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Vote me, ladies and gentlemen. I can be a fucking better Foreign Minister than Syed the Clown. At least I is speaking the very muchie better the Englsih then him leh...... no meh?

A man burning the Malaysian flag in the recent Terengganu Riots. And you thought that flag-burning and riots only happened in the middle-east, etc, huh? Not in M'sia, eh? Wrong! There have been quite a number of cases of civil disobedience, protests, demonstrations and riots over the past few years, but thanks to the censorship in media and your general ignorance, The gov't has successfully covered up the TRUTH and minimized its impact. You all think that we're living in a peaceful, beautiful, and harmonious multi-racial country, Malaysia, huh? Haha!! Open your eyes to the truth, people! Behold, the winter of our discontent is near!

P.S> Just so that we are clear, I DO NOT condone this flag-burning bullshit. In fact, I fucking CONDEMN it. What the fuck was that fucking idiot trying to prove by burning the Malaysian flag? The Malaysian flag is symbol of our country, and there is NO REASON for us to disrespect it. Hate the GOVERNMENT, not the COUNTRY.




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